Who am I?
I am me.  That is, I’m a 38 year old writer, musician, composer, software engineer, business professional, psychology researcher, and consultant. I’m also witty, cynical, opinionated, and sarcastic as hell. I also like intellectual puzzles. As an example, I have hidden my Stanford-Binet score in this sentence for you to find.

What am I like?
According to Myers-Briggs, I’m an INTJ at heart.

What do I do?
Professionally, I solve complex performance, data, algorithm, and recommendation problems at The Meet Group and have been working on having my commercial database product acquired.

When I’m not busy working on those items, I enjoy sharing my various fields of knowledge and experience by speaking at various conferences, meetups, colleges, and student career fairs. On the even rarer occasion I have some free time, I enjoy reading, music composition, and playing piano, violin, or a little guitar. I can also play viola, cello, string bass, banjo, ukulele, and a little flute. I also operate another blog, which is focused on Oracle Database internals.

What is my dream career?
While I once wanted to be an intellectual property attorney, my dream career was to be a film composer. Though, I guess that will have to wait until I get done with this whole technology gig.

Where can you find more of my irrelevant thoughts and opinions?
Where else do all of us self-important people post our thoughts? On Twitter of course!

How can you contact me?
Heh, why would you ever want to do that? :) If you want, feel free to email me!